i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
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so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful\
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yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
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i am three years behind in my math homework
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when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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Wait for it… [0:04]
This was 1000x funnier than I thought it’d be.
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things that everyone can agree on
- the earth is round
- dinosaurs are sick as hell
- scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
